broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

broternia stopworryingovernothingg

i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me

biologytextbook stopworryingovernothingg
joeydeangelis stopworryingovernothingg

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

hoshigumayuugi batsandbutts

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

diamondtwink bonerbackpack

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

basedgosh helloemely
loucosporaskingalexandria: 1, 2, 3, 4!(All the things that she said, was it all in my head?) Come on, baby,Keep it down.Honey, hush your lips.Clothes trailingFrom the backdoorTo the bedroomAnd I don’t even know your name.Give me all you’ve got.Make this night worth my time,Make this worth my time (oh!) What I would give to live this night again!I knew when I first saw you,You’d fuck like a whore!You’d fuck like a whore!Hope they hear you scream for more! (yeah!) Your thighs were made for cheeks to graze.My lips, your poison,They bring you to your knees.[x2] Ah, come on! Girl, get down,It’s almost over!Take it all the way!Oh! You stupid fucking whore! And after all of all my dreaming being only you,You’re standing there, baby, oh,The things that I could do!Back to the wall with a drink in my hand!Back it up, baby, ride, ride, ride! One step too lateAnd I never told youThat I can’t takeAnother disappointment.Breathing and grasping all leads to another messy ending.Breathing and grasping all leads to another messy ending. Ten inch!With your back against the wall!With your face buried in the pillow!I see you cold!I feel you heartless!Bitch!You stupid fucking bitch!You stupid fucking bitch! Fucking bitch.
loucosporaskingalexandria bonerbackpack
oliviamew peapilvedes
cliffedgeoftheworld batsandbutts
donttryandtakethisfrommenow flubberducky

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

hotanimegirl flubberducky
notoriousgifs flubberducky

markhumpus:

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 

markhumpus batsandbutts
sashimi.illustrateur.org killer-cat
3unoia loveisabittersweetillusion